Bruce’s Top Tips #1: family days out
If you are planning an hour-long drive to a Safari park, then a two-hour drive through areas full of free-range wolves, lions, tigers or wild dogs, where you cannot stop or even open your windows, and you are planning to take your friend’s ADHD-affected 7 year old, ask his mother first whether he suffers from car sickness.
If he does, further enquire whether that manifests itself as mere queasiness, or repeated in-car projectile vomiting. Should she indicate that the latter is the case, rescind your invitation or rethink the venue of the day out.
Trust me on this.
5 Responses to “ Bruce’s Top Tips #1: family days out ”
Oh dear, Hope the seats are leather and wipe clean!
My god. That sounds like hell. Enough to make me wanna puke, dude.
Ahhhh…the joys of parenthood. Makes the browser wars seem like childs play. “Gee honey, at least no one threw up on me today!”
It went a bit Pete Tong eh?! 
So the mother didn’t think of mentioning this when you said what your plans were?