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Brown and sticky

What’s long, thin, brown and sticky?

A stick.

4 Responses to “ Brown and sticky ”

Comment by Daniel Walker

It’s supposed to be “What’s long, thin, brown and sticky”.

Damit, Lawson, if you’re going to subject us to crap jokes, at least get them right…

Comment by Daniel Walker

Anyway, since you ask…

What’s grey and clammy?
A clam

What’s green and leaky?
A leek

What’s wet and creaky?
A creek

What’s the handiest digital device?
A hand

What’s long, thin red and sticky?
That bloody stick again!

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