There’s a car full of nuns driving through Transylvania late at night. Suddenty, Dracula swoops down on the car and clings to the windscreen wipers, leering and licking the glass.
“Quick Mother Superior”
, shouts a novice,
“Show him your cross!”
“Good thinking!”, replies the Mother Superior, who furiously shakes her fist at the Count and shouts
“Oi! Vampire! FUCK OFF!”