Comments on: The pencil test

By: cynj

cynj — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:28:19 +0000

thanks for sharing that with everyone hon!
oh, and i pass the altitude test too, so ner ner ne ner ner

By: Ian Lloyd

Ian Lloyd — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:55:38 +0000

For the ‘visiting pencil purveyor’ idea … would you leave an engraved pencil of some kind as a souvenir?

By: Andy Mabbett

Andy Mabbett — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:24:40 +0000

>Have pencil, will travel!

Never mind, Bruce, it’s not the size, but what you do with it…

Happy Birthday, anyway.

By: bruce

bruce — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:06:56 +0000

Nice one, Jack! Actually, I’m thinking that we could “monetise” this with a premium service. Instead of sending us a photo, like the free service, for a reasonable sum of money, Jack and I could actually visit you and provide you with a while-you-wait personalised bosom evaluation!

Have pencil, will travel!

By: JackP

JackP — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:31:58 +0000

Ahem: I’d like to introduce a new service to ladies that I am promoting with my good mate Bruce.

If you are undecided as to the quality of your bosom and wish expert analysis, simply send the topless photographs of yourself to Bruce and myself, and we’ll provide a free assessment for you.

There you go Bruce, how’s that for a birthday present?

By: Mike Cherim

Mike Cherim — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:11:02 +0000

And what’s it mean if the pencil snaps in two?

Happy birthday Bruce!