Comments on: Friday joke for Bill Lees http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:14:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bill Lees http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-646443 Bill Lees Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:33:08 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-646443 Right. Bloke tries to get into a night-club, only to be told by the bouncer that he isn't allowed in without a tie. Crestfallen, he heads back to his parked car to see whether he has anything in there that he can use as a tie. Unfortunately, the best he can do is the set of jumper cables that he keeps in the car, which he nevertheless improvises into a sort of neckwear by tying around his throat, and marches back to the night club entrance. The bouncer stops him, saying "Oi - didn't I tell you you needed a tie?" to which the bloke responds by indicating his jump-lead neckwear. "All right then" says the bouncer, "I'll let you in. Just don't start anything". Right. Bloke tries to get into a night-club, only to be told by the bouncer that he isn’t allowed in without a tie. Crestfallen, he heads back to his parked car to see whether he has anything in there that he can use as a tie. Unfortunately, the best he can do is the set of jumper cables that he keeps in the car, which he nevertheless improvises into a sort of neckwear by tying around his throat, and marches back to the night club entrance. The bouncer stops him, saying “Oi – didn’t I tell you you needed a tie?” to which the bloke responds by indicating his jump-lead neckwear. “All right then” says the bouncer, “I’ll let you in. Just don’t start anything”.

]]> By: Bruce http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-646342 Bruce Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:21:01 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-646342 no, don't get your coat. You're very welcome here,. with that kind of material! no, don’t get your coat. You’re very welcome here,. with that kind of material!

]]> By: Chris Hunt http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-646332 Chris Hunt Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:53:19 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-646332 Two guys crawling through the desert (who knows, maybe it's the same two?) desperate for a drink of water. Crossing a sand dune they come a cross a row of market stalls. They ask the first stallholder for water, but he says "sorry effendi, I only have sponge fingers on this stall". The second is no better - all he has to sell is jelly and custard. The last stall holder is even worse, all he offers is a sprinkling of hundreds and thousands. The two thirsty men crawl on. One comments "that was pretty weird, wasn't it?". "Yes," says the other, "it was a trifle bizarre". I'll get my coat. Two guys crawling through the desert (who knows, maybe it’s the same two?) desperate for a drink of water. Crossing a sand dune they come a cross a row of market stalls.

They ask the first stallholder for water, but he says “sorry effendi, I only have sponge fingers on this stall”.

The second is no better – all he has to sell is jelly and custard. The last stall holder is even worse, all he offers is a sprinkling of hundreds and thousands.

The two thirsty men crawl on. One comments “that was pretty weird, wasn’t it?”. “Yes,” says the other, “it was a trifle bizarre”.

I’ll get my coat.

]]> By: Skylandhacker http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-646282 Skylandhacker Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:00:57 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-646282 pleased to meet you sir, I was one of the opera seminar held at the university parayangan bandung. My name is Bastanta Vicario, but just call me vic. :) (Sorry, my english is not so good) pleased to meet you sir, I was one of the opera seminar held at the university parayangan bandung. My name is Bastanta Vicario, but just call me vic. :) (Sorry, my english is not so good)

]]> By: Bruce http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-644653 Bruce Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:47:27 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-644653 Bill - complaints, complaints .... Bill – complaints, complaints ….

]]> By: Bill Lees http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/friday-joke-for-bill-lees/comment-page-1/#comment-644457 Bill Lees Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:19:18 +0000 http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/?p=2237#comment-644457 Ahh yes. A wonderful vintage. 1986 I believe. ;-) Ahh yes. A wonderful vintage. 1986 I believe. ;-)

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