5 feet 6 inches is the optimal height for a human
So, Mr Andy “Beanpole” Mabbett called me short. What he, and other lanky bastards don’t understand is that 5’6″ is the optimal height for a human being, and that is a fact proved by scientists.
The physics and biology are simple. If you are taller than the optimal height, not enough gravity reaches the top of the brain. This means that the blood tends to collect there, and not enough goes through the lower parts of the brain such as the hippocampus which controls things like spatial navigation. This is why tall people are often gangly and bump into things.
People shorter than 5’6″ have the opposite problem. Their heads are closer to the centre of the earth (where the gravity particles are formed in the base of volcanoes) so the blood tends to collect at the bottom of the brain and not flow so much at the top. This makes them more likely to commit suicide or suffer from an engorged hippocampus (which also controls long-term memory, which is why very short people like Hitler, Napoleon and Stalin never forgot grudges, for example).
However, at 5’6″, the distribution of gravity in the brain is perfect for optimal blood-flow around all areas, leading to high intelligence, superior wit, peak physical ability and extraordinary virility. Scientific fact.
Co-incidentally, I am five feet and six inches tall.
22 Responses to “ 5 feet 6 inches is the optimal height for a human ”
Mussolini was 5’6″, it turns out. Good work, “optimal human beings”. I note that the trains in Birmingham don’t even run on time.
Wow, that’s interesting, but:
I’m 6′9″ myself and the problem isn’t with brains. It’s with trains! And buses, airplanes, lecture hall seats, doors, phone boots, parties, beds, mirrors, desks, clothing, shoes, houses, showers, (some) sports, crowds, the wheather up here and with people staring at me wondering why I’m not blue like all the other Na’vi.
But hey, I have a great view from up here! *waves down*
Thing is, Napoleon wasn’t short, he was above average height for the time at a gravity busting 5 ft 7 in.
Might explain why he could not find his way to Moscow very well.
I guest we longer people should move to the equator then.
> which also controls long-term memory, which is why very short people like Hitler
I stalled there and had to make a double take… took me a while to get it
Well, I really touched a nerve there, didn’t I?!
Protest all you like, mini-person, but remember: come the floods (or, more topically, the snowdrifts), just remember that you’ll be among the first to go.
[Seriously: I reckon I owe you a pint for that one.]
5 foot 6 high, and 4 foot 3 wide! Back to training Fatty! lol
At 5′.75″ (60.75 inches or 154cm), my biggest problem is that all of my clothes are too long and I need a step ladder to get anything out of the kitchen cupboards.
Bruce, you have always seemed nice and tall to me…
;o)
From the linked-to Wikipedia article:
—
A study done on men in Sweden has shown that there exists in this country a strong correlation between subnormal stature and suicide.[73]
This can also sometimes be translated over into the corporate world.[citation needed]
Historically this assumption has not always reflected reality [...]
—
I don’t know what this means. Does the last sentence mean that not every short person commits suicide?
That’s a bold statement to make.
I also called you “short” in 2009 when we met at AEA in Boston; see http://six03.com/2008/06/an-event-apart/
Not that you are short, but I am vertically freakish…
Short Humour:-
7 dwarfs in a shower
There were 7 dwarfs inside a shower all feeling pleased, but then pleased got out so they began feeling grumpy instead!
I am a student of history and as far as I know Adolf Hitler was about 5 feet 9 inches tall, above average for 1890′s to 1945. Average height for units of the British Army in World war one was 5 feet 3 inches. In any photos of Hitler during WW1 he is noticeably taller than his fellow soldiers.
Iam 5’6 , it doesn’t makes anyone brave.
You are beyond retarded. LOL.
Stop basing your non-sense on “Physics” and “Biology”,the gravity force produced by our planet acts upon the Universe in its entirety! Such variances in force are measured in thousands of kilometres, not mere centimetres!
F = G ((m1.m2)/r)
You do the maths. Measure the force between your head and this planet’s inner core, then do the same between a hypothetical head from a person taller than yourself, and you’ll realise the differences are minimal, and are of no interest.
F (newtons), G (constant), m (kilos)(m1 = earth; m2 = head), r (metres).
You mouth madness! I, who have studied astrophysics for hours beyond counting shall deal with you as if you were a mere child!
Gravitational* force
I wonder if tall people could use lead plates to shield themselves from gravity?
I AM ONLY ABOUT 5-7 WITH SHOES ON
Where is the facebook like module? I tried to find it,
but isn’t anywhere to be found. No big deal, just planned to provide you with a like; the content is worth it.
That would make you an me the smartest people I know (IRL). But even that sentence alone makes me slightly suspect of the science…