Five things carrots can do that HTML5 can’t
I saw the marvellous 10 Flash Things You Can’t Do With HTML5 and it made me realise that HTML5 is rubbish.
In fact, it’s not even as good as a humble carrot. Here are five things carrots can do that HTML5 can’t, presented by Dr Archimedes Einstein.
(Captioned HTML5 video on Monday when I’ve worked out how to do it – it’s my day off and kids are nagging me to go swimming.)
Oh, and here’s the gag reel.
19 Responses to “ Five things carrots can do that HTML5 can’t ”
“Captioned HTML5 video” on Monday? OMG NOOB!!11one1 Only Flash can do that…
Did you intentionally choose the most phallic-looking carrot ever?
carrots don’t have interoperability issues either…
What a carrot can do… You can eat it… That’s not what a carrot can do 
I was hoping you’d not mention that one. Too bad.
Frances is kinda right too. I was expecting you make a pun on that one too.
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Yeah, all carrots are inherently phallic, but that one carried a less common bell-endy segment. 10 points!
Bruce: Uhm. Yes. I thought that one has some particular charms, tho. 
Thank you so much for posting this response. That article was utter rubbish!
Jake : You shouldn’t watch “historical carrots” with your mom.
I’m quite disappointed I bothered to plug in my headphones to listen to this.
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Well I’d buy the book now if it comes with a carrot attached.
Bruce, you are a legend… and your reply to Chris confirmed this!
This carrot looks like a penis!
HTML5 makes bunny cry
What?! No slides? i’ll buy the book, but this article needs a slideshow that is downloadable. Chris also probably peels carrots for a living.
The “tune in next week“ part did it for me. Fantastic.