Jan is my wife’s niece, visiting us from Norway. She’s a lovely girl, but tragically she suffers from B.A.S. (Builders’ Arse Syndrome), yet doesn’t let this terrible affliction stop her sitting in the garden on sunny days.
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yummmmm i would lik it!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 18th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Does she like it up the bum??
February 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Dunno Andy. Do you?
February 14th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Lovely bum. Like to see more of it !
March 1st, 2007 at 7:37 pm
I think she must be a builder
March 27th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
google
“girl bum”
April 8th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Google searched on ‘bum’ for no real reason. Pointed me to this page. I was confused…
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
nice ass like birth home
April 27th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
wow very bord so put bum in google lol
May 4th, 2007 at 9:41 am
well why not?
Better then doing work i suppose! Just tped in bum on Google.. also works well with ‘poo’ if anyone is interested…
May 16th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Pleasant but why not wear a belt?
June 9th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Freud would be so proud of this. Not that I’m smug; I just typed bum into google - I WAS CHECKING MY INTERNET CONNECTION!
June 13th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
there are alot of ppl like me bored with a kids sence of humour or pervs
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Just typed in lovely bum on google. And what a lovely bum it is too. Any chance of putting a face to this lovely bum. Preferably mine, lol.
July 22nd, 2007 at 5:38 pm
glad that im not the only one of the nations workforce that is so stimulated be their job that they put the word bum into google for no apparent reason.
September 7th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I could sink my teeth into that!!!
September 8th, 2007 at 11:09 am
I typed bum into google, I was bored at work.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
why do spudheads everywhere want to tell us what they’d do to girls? It’s ‘I’d tap that’ to the extreme.
btw yea, I was bored too so typed bum into google
October 5th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
testing netnanny for the kids computer - so intrigued that i had to disable netnanny and look at the site
sad eh
October 13th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Uncontrolable urge to type “bum” in Google and search
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:48 pm
An absolute cracker. Leaves the audience wanting more. Author! Author! What?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
was just sat thinking suicidle thoughts and decided to type bum into google to see what it would bring up.
November 7th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Did it help your depression, Harry?
November 8th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
sorry i was bored off with the flu! might try that poo one though!
November 8th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he…… I’ve got Norwegian Wood.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:40 am
you shouldn’t be taking photos of your nieces bum you dirty old perv
December 1st, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Why not? She’s not my niece and she’s an adult.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
We were bored of xmas shopping on ebay - so I typed bum in Google. I’m so glad to be part of this growing institution.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
I typed BUM in google and laughed when I saw loads of other people were bored enough to do it to :o)
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
jinglebum jinglebum jingle all the wayyyyyy
December 12th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
i was doing a google search for ‘bum’ and thats it really.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am
I’m doing a study on bottoms and the part they play in attracting a life partner in 3 different species……
F**k it I typed bum in Google like everyone else!!!
January 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I typed in vasectomy (need an original and practical b’day prezzie for el husbando) was distracted from my grown up quest by the word bum - works everytime. Will go on to search your site for the word willy whilst I am still in infantile mode and then get back to my vasectomy research. Thank u for the diversion!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Oh well.
Just installed vista. Checked net connection. Typed in ‘Bum’ in google. Voila. Here I am.
Well. What can I say. Looks like I am not the only one who types bum randomly into Google.
Also - wtf? Is taht a hamster with a silly hat at the bottom? Noooooo, this is to silly for me.
What a bummer………..
January 25th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Bored of writing…needed some inspiration so typed ‘bum’ into Google…this book’s gonna be a best seller!
January 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Yeah if you type, “bumshit”, “bumarse” or “arsepants” into google you actually get results as well, hours of fun when I should be working
February 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Oh yeah, nearly forgot, found this wonderful little quote after typing “exploding trousers” into google a few months back
“James Watson of Massey University, New Zealand, was awarded the agricultural history award for describing the health hazards of sodium chlorate, which, in 1931, caused an outbreak of exploding trousers among farmers in rural New Zealand (Agricultural History 2004;78:346-60).
Mr Buckley, who wasn’t wearing his trousers when they exploded, witnessed a string of detonations in his pants after he had hung them to dry in front of a fire. Other men were unfortunately occupying their trousers at the time of immolation.”
February 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I found yer site because me interweb was out, so I was testing stuff. so I opened firefox and typed bum into google.
I like bums [ladies] and it was therefore the first word I thought of. do you have any more pix of jan’s bum [only if she is over 18, and pref over 35, please]
and yes, the www was off, but it is back on now. obviously
February 12th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
yep work - bored bummed google..
February 13th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I’ve seen this before on another site - Is there a copyright or can anyone have a copy?
Flo
February 16th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I was testing a friends page loading speed, so as everyone else has said “I typed bum into Google” and discovered someone had the common sense to make this, Well done Bruce like-minded sense of humour. Just in case your interested, it came up 4th on the list from 30,800,000 in my book youve claimed a bit of fame for this gem. [`Tuna gives a round of applause in appreciation]
February 20th, 2008 at 9:00 am
I was looking for fit girls’ bums on google…..Found one!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
My kitten is named jingle his nickname is jinglebum
February 28th, 2008 at 7:50 am
doing research for a ‘bum or boobs’ quiz, and typed ‘bum cleavage’ into google
March 7th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
god we are a very sad bored country arn’t we just typed bum for the sear stupidity of it
March 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Nice bum! it’s a shame we can’t see any more of it!
May 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I was bored at work on comedown from hell… so i typed in bum to google
May 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Was researching Boot-Up Manager, which is a Perl-Gtk2 application to handle runlevels configuration of any debian derivative system…
Yeah, obviously
No idea what a Boot-Up Manager is. Took that description from the link below yours when I googled bum, same as everyone else…
May 27th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
It is ever so slightly perverted to be taking photos of young family members bum.
Do you get many requests to babysit ?
Thought not.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:07 am
And how old are you, Steve, to call someone aged 30 “young”?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Sadly, old enough to be her father.
But I am young at heart and have to admit it is a nice bum.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
And don’t thinlk you have thrown me with the “age” thing. It is still a bit suspect.
It reminds me of a time when I had to ring my friend and tell him I could not meet him for a drink as it was my daughters 9th Birthday and her and her friends were playing on the trampoline. I explained I had to be near and watch that they did not bounce too high.
He said he was sorry, but then offered to perform the same duty on my daughters 17th birthday, provided all her friends still liked the trampoline.
My wife is not keen on him visting now. Cant think why….
June 6th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I didn’t type ‘bum’ into google. I was already on your site and saw what appearered to be some rather odd ‘recent comments’ in your recent comments post. So I thought I’d go an have a look…
And yes, you’ve done it again. Another odd post. Now I’m off to read the latest ‘Bollywood Extra’ comments
June 7th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Hehe, I’ve got the best one - I was researching ex-con “hate em all harry”. I doubt the guy wanting to top himself above is the one though
June 7th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
yes was googling bum obviously a common thing to do.
Very nice dis bum is also nice but smaller
June 9th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Just typed “lovely bums” into Google and found it. The world needs more lovely bums! Lovely, slender, hiphuggered bums! Bums with panty lines! Bums with tatoos! Bums with thongs! More lovely bums! Make the world a better place! Post your lovely bums!
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Was also bored and just typed in the word BUM, as this is the pet name , me and our lass use for one and other.
Got that used to the name Bum, we just answer too it when ever it is called, I know, What a Bummer’
June 27th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Yep, same as most of you, typed in bum, lmao and here I am, u could turn this into a book u know, and possibly go on to do more short stories, willy, boobs, bogey, all of the silly childish words we apparently put into google when were ‘bored’
August 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am
actually,being a P.A.T. guy(pussy,ass&thighs)I was looking for nice butts to put in my collection….
here I am!!!!!
September 10th, 2008 at 2:04 am