‘101 Reasons to Hate Bruce Lawson’
Chris Mills is interviewed in Digital Web magazine and recalls a practical joke involving me, Steve Champeon, hotmail and a hippie shitting himself - and describes it as one of his 101 reasons to hate me. At least he didn’t mention my legendary musical ability, my exasperating modesty and reluctance to talk about myself, or my beating him to Olympic Gold in the freestyle cunnilingus competition (he still remains tight-lipped and somewhat tongue-tied about that - which might explain his lack of success).
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Suddenly I’m reminded of velcro
May 25th, 2006 at 9:44 am
And that isn’t even the most embarassing anecdote…
May 25th, 2006 at 10:21 am
Oh yes, I remember it well - I seem to recall that you “licked” me good on that one.
May 25th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
….I also seem to remember you coming far ahead of me in the anilingus competition.
May 25th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I remember you being directly behind me in the analingus competition, Chris.
May 26th, 2006 at 7:30 am
Ooooooooo….I could never ever hate Bruce Lawson. In fact it was such an extreme pleasure to meet you in London…perhaps I should start 101 reasons to love Bruce.
1) damn entertaining
2) web standards compliant
3) your olympic gold medal
4) introduced me to Gez in person
5) exposing me to oolong at the bottom of each page
6) you can tell my fortune using tarot cards
7) you have a tattoo from a children’s book, how cool is that?
Okay…I best stop at 7 since I should now tell my adorable and ever so talented husband (who can lick the alphabet) the 101 reasons I love him forever!!!
June 25th, 2006 at 11:54 pm