Purple island

This guy is shipwrecked, and washes up on purple sand, surrounded by purple palm trees, in a purple lagoon.

“Oh bugger”, he says to himself. “I’ve been marooned”.

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5 Responses to “Purple island”

  1. Comment by JackP

    Don’t you think it’s time you mauved on?

    September 29th, 2006 at 9:21 pm

  2. Comment by JackP

    …eventually he builds himself a little purple house on the purple island, with purple doors and purple walls. Two purple years later, another man is washed up on the purple island and the first man is showing him around. The new castaway seems reluctant to enter the strange purple dwelling so the first guy looks at him and says…. “go on, indigo”.

    September 30th, 2006 at 11:18 am

  3. Comment by bruce

    Strikes me, we could set up a comedy double act, Jack!

    September 30th, 2006 at 12:00 pm

  4. Comment by John D

    The second man pulls out his wallet, and amidst the stains is a relatively intact photo of his wife. He shows the first man, who asks, “How lovely? What’s your wife’s name?”

    “Violet.”

    October 2nd, 2006 at 7:45 pm

  5. Comment by jim

    Trying desperately to think of punnage around the word “ultramarine”, failing…

    October 3rd, 2006 at 3:08 pm

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