School reunion

I went to a school reunion last week, hoping to meet up with an old flame - a Dutch girl who wore inflatable shoes. I was gutted when her friends told me she’d popped her clogs.

(More fictional dead friend gags next week!)

6 Responses to “School reunion”

  1. Comment by Flavia Richards

    I just now came across your link and enjoyed skimming through some of your blogs. I will bookmark you. What a lovely family you have. I also love kids. Your wife is cute. You sound interesting and clever. I am 49, wow, I am getting aged. If I forget to tell you happy birthday on November 13, let me tell you one month early, that would be today. Bah, forget the taro card reading. When I was in first grade I got an inflatable doll from a boy for a Christmas grab bag gift. I loved the doll but I didn’t know how to tell him how much I liked it so I said, “Thanks a LOT for the doll.” He thought I was making fun of it and he said, “Well, I didn’t pick it out, my mom did.” I always felt bad that he didn’t know that I really liked the doll a lot. Someone gave my brother some wooden shoes from Holland one time. He didn’t care about them but I loved them and wished they’d have fit me. He eventually gave them away. I used to make sandals for my feet from rose petals and weed stems when I was little, I used cardboard for the soles. My mother made me afraid to sit on public toilet seats when I was little. I still have nightmares about dirty public bathrooms. I’m not afraid to sit on public toilets anymore, unless they look really dirty.

  2. Comment by Duk

    Good

  3. Comment by Lloydi

    Worst. Joke. Ever.
    So bad it’s brilliant!

  4. Comment by Bruce

    Thanks for your comment, Flavia!

  5. Comment by Simon Mackie

    Ha ha, classic :-)

  6. Comment by Clifford

    Some how, I think Flavia is taking the pistachio.

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