Veg up the arse joke #2

BlokeDoctor, I’ve got this terrible pain in my arseDoctorDrop your trousers and bend over. Hmm, it looks like you’ve got a lettuce leaf protruding from your sphincter. I’ll pull it out. And there’s another. And another.BlokeARGHGHGHGH! The pain is excrutiating! Is there much more?DoctorI’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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2 Responses to “Veg up the arse joke #2”

  1. Comment by Lloydi

    You’ve done fruit, then you did veg. Dare I ask what’s next?

    September 22nd, 2006 at 9:46 pm

  2. Comment by Richard Rutter

    It shouldn’t be funny but I laughed out loud and everyone looked at me. Thanks for nothing, Bruce (hope you’re on the mend).

    October 6th, 2006 at 9:37 am

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