Red-hot anal sluts

I’ve just bought the domain name redhotanalsluts.co.uk. Not because I’m branching into porn, but simply because it gives me a fantastic new email address.

I’ve already enjoyed myself no end by buying two Xmas presents on the phone and giving my email address: “bruce at redhotanalsluts.co.uk - yes, that’s all one word. red. hot. anal. sluts, s-l-u-t-s”

Probably not for the c.v., though.

18 Responses to “Red-hot anal sluts”

  1. Comment by Philby

    Bruce, you simply keep setting the standards!
    redhotanalsluts… it drips like honey from the tongue, so to speak. Brilliant.

  2. Comment by Blair Millen

    Bruce, it’s a cracking domain name there’s no denying it but I think it’s a bit of a cop out if you’re just going to re-direct it to this site. I was expecting to see ’something’ when I visited the domain… ;-P

  3. Comment by bruce

    Blair, there will be something there - I have plans to execute during the Xmas holiday!

  4. Comment by Matt Wilcox

    hahaaa! love it :) But yes, can’t wait to see what you do with it (assuming you don’t actually branch out into porn after too much xmas merry).

  5. Comment by JackP

    There’s always one, isn’t there?

    I’m just imagining the poor sales assistant, trying to explain to his boss:

    “Why did I send email to redhotanalsluts.co.uk? Well, this guy phoned me up and said he wanted to buy some of our… no, he did, honestly…!”

  6. Comment by patrick h. lauke

    you are my god, bruce. fancy discussing your design plans with me?

  7. Comment by Brian

    I predict that this will eventually be the highest traffic post on your blog.

  8. Comment by Nils

    Wow, that’s a great idea. I would give much to see the agents faces :D

  9. Comment by Daryl

    Assuming you’re redirecting (I didn’t visit the new domain), are you afraid at all that Google will ban you? They might interpret this as a stunt to raise your google rank.

    Definitely love the idea though… you should sell email addresses =)

  10. Comment by bruce

    Ooh, I hadn’t thought of that Daryl. Maybe it’s time to put a “coming soon” page up there. Ahem …

  11. Comment by Jim

    What were you buying with that e-mail address? A renewal of your subscription to Cottaging World?

  12. Comment by Glenn

    Presumably a Victor Kiam moment. “I liked it so much I bought the company.”

  13. Comment by Andy Mabbett

    You’re one sick puppy.

    That’s why we love you.

  14. Comment by Gill

    Oh dear, and I thought you were such a nice boy. ;-)

  15. Comment by Mike Cherim

    You crack me up, Bruce! :)

    Imagine that, there I was minding my own business, Googling “Red Hot Anal Sluts” like I do most Thursday evenings and I find myself on Bruce Lawson’s site.

    It should be a site about web accessibility. The domain name might finally make it a popular topic. Do make sure you have a PICS label stating it’s a site for all ages, though.

    @Jim:

    [...] A renewal of your subscription to Cottaging World?

    That’s a great idea. I’d use it for all sorts of things like that. :)

  16. Comment by Gary

    Must admit Bruce - you had me confused (and worried) when I saw that domain order of yours… ;)

  17. Comment by Paulo Jordao

    Look like that it was a great move your new damain. You might get a lot more traffic with it. Congratulations.

  18. Comment by Gill

    Dear Sir,

    I wish to complain.

    I recently noticed the hits on my blog had increased. Checking the site stats I found that this was due to a number of people following links from other blogs. Please don’t get me wrong, I have no wish to complain about the extra traffic but I do draw the line when demonstrating the WordPress Dashboard to a client and pulling up a list of last referrers, most of which are entitled

    Bruce Lawson - Red Hot Anal Slut

    If I now end up cornering the market in accessible porn sites I shall lay the blame squarely on your shoulders.

    “Sorry Officer. What? Me? Noooooo it was………..

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