Communal showers

I’m new to the world of communal showers, because for years I managed to avoid P.E. at school by presenting a forged note from my mum and then slipping over the fence to the local greasy spoon café to play Asteroids and smoke.

But now I’m a member of a gym, and so I find myself regularly in a shower, in the nude, with other men. I often work out with my mate Matt, and have absolutely no inhibitions about being naked in front of a friend of 27 years. Equally, I have no shyness about nakedness in front of a group of complete strangers.

But occasionally there are people from work in the changing rooms. They’re perfectly pleasant chaps who I’ll say a cheery hello to at the coffee machine, but I find myself unexpectedly ill-at-ease being in the buff in front of them.

Legions of grateful ladies will attest to the fact the dimensions of the Bruce Juice Introducer® are nothing to be bashful about, so I find it odd that I should feel this way.

Are you comfortable getting your bits out in the presence of co-workers? Does my discomfort reveal deep psychological trauma—or, even worse, issues? Do tell.

8 Responses to “Communal showers”

  1. Comment by patrick h. lauke

    i work in an office filled with lovely ladies. i’ll let you know if i get uncomfortable or not once we start doing communal showers at work…

  2. Comment by JackP

    Well, I play 5-a-side with people from work some lunchtimes, so I obviously need to use the communal changing rooms, shower and so on. Well, either that or be all sweaty and horrible (well, more so than usual) all afternoon.

    So I’ll get changed/ showered/ etc as and when it’s appropriate. I don’t feel uneasy about it, but I wouldn’t go as far as your phrasing “comfortable getting your bits out in the presence of co-workers” because it sounds like you’re meaning it’s something that would otherwise happen on a quiet afternoon in your office…

    Also, I’m puzzled that you feel the need to state that you shower “in the nude”. I’ve never heard of anyone showering “clothes on”, as it were…

  3. Comment by Ian Lloyd

    The ‘Bruce Juice Introducer’?

    Good God man, you should be in PR or advertising. Or something. Just how long did you take to think that gem out?

  4. Comment by Bruce

    Why thanks Ian - it took me no time at all; it just fell out of the keyboard!

  5. Comment by Ian Lloyd

    “it just fell out of the keyboard!”

    I’m glad that it fell “out of” and not “on to”. Of course, if you were typing with the old chap, that would officially make you a clever dick.

  6. Comment by nick

    i just started using the public shower at school this year(08) and at first i was nervous about it but i acjusted when i got to know the people i was showering with better and now i just strip to the buff and get it done

  7. Comment by Tom

    Well im 21 and having gone threw high school as the big jock, I have grown used to using communal showers with a bunch of the guys from my team. Well, it makes things easier because I have a really well sized dick- I’m not kidding my mine is bulging out of my pants all the time. So there isn’t any shame for me to bear it all in front of anyone, so if you too have a big one you should be just as confident as me. Hell, when I’m taking a piss i just stand back and relax, if people wanna take a glance I have not the slightest shame. Like after long movies when you’re in a bathroom with 20 other men and all the urinals are taken up, people are all crowed to the wall trying to cover up the same thing we all have- Hey there! were all grown men, no point in covering up you’re dick, spread out- no one cares.

  8. Comment by Jo Kristian

    Hm. Here in Norway, communal showers are pretty much the norm, and I’m very comfortable with showering in the nude. But I admit that suddenly seeing someone you know (but didn’t expect to be there) is a bit strange - it seems the brain is eager to tell me that “You’ve never seen each other naked before…”

    Most of all, however, I think communal showers is a very healthy concept.

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